Moonbat Rulebook
Some folks have already noticed the "moonbat rulebook" rules on the sidebar of NWR. It has been suggested that it be included in a post all of it's own. So... OK... Here it is. As time goes on we will disclose more rules and other contents of the secret moonbat rule book. However, if in the meantime any of you have any new suggestions for the book then have at it!
A Moonbat "Rule Book" was found left behind at a Starbucks coffee shop in Portland Oregon. Here are a few of the rules that moonbats are attempting to place on the rest of society.
Rule 1.0 - If you don't agree with our unfair stereotype of conservatism, you will be guilty of conforming to our unfair stereotype of conservatism.
Rule 2.0 - All Republicans are guilty of something and it is usually mass murder.
Rule 2.1 - If Republicans have not been found guilty of something just give us time and pay for the investigation. We will find something.
Rule 2.3 - "To be accused is to be guilty." Never let yourself defend a Republican or conservative even if you know information that would exonerate them. The minor civil rights violations of a conservative are worth it for the cause.
Rule 3.0 - Democrats are NEVER guilty of anything. Ever.
Rule 3.1 - If a Democrat ever makes a mistake or is accidentally found guilty of something; BLAME THE REPUBLICANS.
Rule 4.0 - It is not who VOTES that matter. Rather it is who COUNTS the votes that matter. Please refer to Washington State and Oregon State elections offices.
Rule 4.1 - It is OK for Democrats to fix elections and find votes for dead people. It is NOT ok for Republicans to find fault with that.
Rule 5.0 - Americans share our moonbat values. However never, ever campaign on Moonbat values because Americans are stupid and will never actually vote for Democrats if they really KNEW they shared our moonbat values.
Rule 5.1 - Never, ever under any circumstances admit rule 5.0.
Rule 6.0 - Bush did it. Unless it is good.
Rule 7.0 - Make sure we always attack the military. However, ALWAYS say we are defending the military when we are attacking them. The mainstream press will never know the difference.
Rule 8.0 - Do not ever speak in public or post to a conservative blog the way we normally speak amongst ourselves. We know we have potty mouths but we really really don't want everyone else to know it.
Rule 9.0 - It is OK to hate. Just so long as you hate conservative Republicans.
Rule 9.1 - Remember all Republicans are Nazis so it is OK to hate them and if anyone backs you into a corner you can always yell "NAZI!" and that will usually fix things.
Rule 10.0 - Confusion is our ally. Any fallacious argument that can be made will help advance the cause and mire the opposition in refutation of our logical inconsistencies.
Rule 10.1 - When you have no way of arguing a point simply redirect the conversation by establishing an indisputable fact that is completely unrelated to the topic, then use your newly established credibility to redirect and refute the issue. ie: "Water is wet, therefore Karl Rove is guilty of war crimes." The opposition will then be forced to argue against water being wet AND defending Karl Rove.
Rule 11.0 - Remember that a Republican can never be right. And if by chance a Republican does stumble on to being right it is because it was a mistake and the R should be criticized all the more.
Rule 11.1 - A Republican is never right (see rule 11.0) until he switches parties to become a Democrat. At that point he can say the same things or vote the same way and be perfectly OK.
...any more suggestions?
Keep these rules in mind when dealing with or talking to a liberal moonbat or surfing any of their blogs.
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Rule 10.0-Never post homo-erotic videos of "Big" John Cornyn, his ten gallon hat and his velvet revolver on your website. It might give people the right idea.
Errors in Logic are our Friends.
Any fallacious argument that can be made will help advance the cause and mire the opposition in refutation of our logical inconsistencies.
The sheeple will never know. They'll simply be confused. And confusion is our ally.
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You are nucking futz.
And wrong.
Vicki
Conservatives always lie. If one claims to be telling the truth, then you know it's a lie.
Projecting, just a little?
Rule 11.0 - When your candidates for the Oregon House beat their children, are convicted shoplifters or can't read a map, complain loudly about the "Democrat Secretary of State."
Rule 11.5 - In some cases "Secretary of State" can be substituted for "Bruce Hanna" (Until has directed a sizable caucus contribution to the candidate...)
Vicki is invoking rule 9.0 and a variation of rule 1.0.
Thanks for that demonstration Vicki.
yip yip
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moonbat is invoking rule 2.0. Very nice demonstration.
Well except for that stupid 11.5. I mean that was just dumb. I sincerely hope that was not an attempt at being humorous because it was not even close.
It is nice to see that the moonbats think so highly of this blog and also seem to get quite a charge from the "outing" of their rule book.
I knew it would make them seeth.
yip yip
Now back to more demonstrations please
oregonguy... Nicely done! I'll add it.
Any Republican foible is evidence that the entire party is corrupt and evil. Any Democrat foible is evidence only of an individual stumble and has no bearing on the party as a whole.
I knew it would make them seeth.
Yes, but what we really want to do is make them seethe.
Don't hand them weapons.
Rule 13:
Remember that we're the party for "the little guy" as long as he's not an unborn child.
"Rule 6.0 - Bush did it. Unless it is good."
What did Bush ever do that was good?
Tax cuts
Justice Alito
Rule 9.1 - Remember all Republicans are Nazis so it is OK to hate them and if anyone backs you into a corner you can always yell "NAZI!" and that will usually fix things.
When "NAZI" doesn't stick, remember "McCarthyite" is always something you throw at them.
I found these in between the leather cushions in a Cadillac dealership, they sound kind of similar? These must be used by those horrible moonbats!
1) Treat nonbelievers with contempt, use derogatory names and labels so you don't have to face uncomfortable "facts" or "science." When faced with scientific consensus opposed to your beliefs, conjure up a few paid experts and insist the question is open.
2) Recharacterize personal choices as "rights" and freedoms, such as the right to drive a large vehicle, and spend trillions of dollars (on credit) to protect such "rights." Never ask the debtors (our children) whether they want these rights protected, or whether they would prefer to invest in other "rights" such as safe food, affordable health care, or an education that will allow competition with global competitors.
3) Take refuge in moral simplicity. Insist that the government become involved with the regulation of behavior peripherally condemned in the Bible (like abortion and homosexuality) while pretending the government is helpless to address the central tenets of New Testament teachings: elimination of poverty, care for the sick, aid and comfort for sojourners from foreign lands.
4) When in doubt, open up a can of whoop ass. This cannot be emphasized enough. We've got the biggest hammer in the world, and there is no problem in the world that is not a nail. Never distinguish between nails. If you are attacked by one country that has lots of oil that we cannot do without in order to preserve the "rights" described in number (2), above, attack a different country whose residents bear a passing resemblance to the perpetrators.
5) Talk lots about "family values" to support attacks on homosexuals and other fund-raising efforts. Insist that marriage needs a constitutional amendment to protect it (by attacking gays) while ignoring actual measures to support families like punitive divorce laws, affordable child care and health care, social safety nets, funding for marital counseling, and shorter military deployments.
Democrats "THE LOYAL OPOSITION" my ASS Bob Dole. Democrats are the Enemy and thats what these Socialists think of People like me.
This moonbat rulebook really does not surprise me. These Human Debris must be Politically Beaten EVERY DAY.
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